Look at his face. It's like he KNOWS the two dollar bill is going to be obsolete. Lincoln on the five looks proud, Hamilton on the ten looks kind of hot, Jackson on the twenty looks content, but poor Jefferson...
October 28, 2009
August 06, 2009
For the love of lattes, there is no X in espresso. It is not the same word used to describe the fast bus across town, overnight rush shipping, 'to state directly', or the national chain of mall-housed clothiers. Esssssssspresso. Let's reserve the X for bone scans, illicit drugs, and people we used to fuck.
May 14, 2009
and just a wild guess, but I don't believe the waitress caught the 'decaf' part of my cappuccino order at dinner tonight. I haven't been up this late since the 90s. So many infomercials.
April 29, 2009
March 26, 2009
March 19, 2009
January 21, 2009
January 14, 2009
Most people around me are nervous about the fate of their employment with the merger of Wells Fargo and Wachovia, but I what I want to know is, 'Will the new marketing manager will let us wear jeans on Fridays?'