Look at his face. It's like he KNOWS the two dollar bill is going to be obsolete.  Lincoln on the five looks proud, Hamilton on the ten looks kind of hot, Jackson on the twenty looks content, but poor Jefferson...

I think these Sock Monkey pajamas are having a fun time in the washing machine

Cross your Ts but please don't dot your capital Is

I have to believe this was a conscious, stylistic choice but I do not believe I could ever be convinced of a good enough reason why.

Java Speak

For the love of lattes, there is no X in espresso. It is not the same word used to describe the fast bus across town, overnight rush shipping, 'to state directly', or the national chain of mall-housed clothiers. Esssssssspresso. Let's reserve the X for bone scans, illicit drugs, and people we used to fuck.

It's after 4am...

and just a wild guess, but I don't believe the waitress caught the 'decaf' part of my cappuccino order at dinner tonight. I haven't been up this late since the 90s. So many infomercials.

Mushy Gushy Me

Mr. Fantastic and I went out for our 7 month anniversary and when he picked me up he surprised me with this sweet and happy bouquet. Thank you Mr. Romantic.

A gift from my talented sister

My Eyes Are Burning

I know I've been surfing the Craigslist job listings too long because I'm starting to seriously entertain those egg donor ads.

I'm Afflicted

Thank the Lord there's help.

I don't care HOW proud you are of your astrological symbol, it is NEVER okay to have crabs on underwear!

Priorities

Most people around me are nervous about the fate of their employment with the merger of Wells Fargo and Wachovia, but I what I want to know is, 'Will the new marketing manager will let us wear jeans on Fridays?'