Yellow Fever

Never before has a man wore a banana costume with such appeal. Contact The Fruitguys and you too can be visited by a super handsome, giant walking banana.

Rock Star in Training

I've been asked to sing back up for a friend's band. It's going to take a lot of practice, but I'm thrilled beyond words! The gig is in late July; I'll post details when I have them.

I look like WHAT?!

This is amusing. Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.

My favorite was "Reese looks like a cross between a cartoon duckling and a revolutionary Bolshevik". But here were a few other ticklers:

"Reese looks like she has bad breath".

"Reese looks like a pimp".

"Reese looks like a normal person, not a silly Barbie".

"Reese looks like she wants to devour Jack".

"Reese looks like your average 7th grader".

For Fuck's Sake why don't people just answer the question that's been asked. I will worry about the next step, priority, method, and everything else that comes after the simple one-word answer I'm looking for!