Full Moon Mayhem
Yeah, it was the moon, the moon made me do it! Was it me who just a week ago wrote that my life was nice and calm at the moment? The forecast has just called for flurries! My intention was just to celebrate a nice relaxing Summer Solstice weekend with the girls, honestly! Friday and Saturday night, come home early Sunday on the 10am Caltrain. BUT-I ditched work on Friday (note to self: do not give co-workers blogspot url) and rode Caltrain down with my sweet friend OB1 on Thursday night and I didn't get home until midnight on Sunday. Thursday we stayed in Santa Clara with my friend Saucy who was house sitting. We had a nice evening of gab, walked the dog, and helped Saucy get her Solstice gifts in order. She had gotten her close friends a nice Cala Lilly and handmade cards. We got up at 5am, and left these trinkets of joy on everyone's doorstep, just like little Solstice fairies. While out on our sunrise mission, there was a guy driving next to us who nearly broke his neck trying to get a closer look at 3 girls in a car. When we approached the next stop light, he moved over in the opposite lane and put his passenger window down. We stayed about 2 car lengths behind. The freaks don't just come out at night my friends.

Friday Saucy had to work so OB1 and I headed downtown for a little brunch, a little consignment shop shopping, and a nice rest in the park. Later for dinner Saucy introduced us to Charlie Hong Kong's. Not exactly traditional Asian dishes, but dirt cheap and bowl cleaning tasty. We wound up taking it easy that night and rented Ocean's Eleven which is a 90 minute non-stop visual treat for women.

Saturday a group of us went to Walnut Avenue for my favorite eggs benedict in the world, the Blackened Ahi Benedict. Scrumdiliocous. Saturday OB1 went home early because she felt like she was catching a cold. After brunch the rest of us girls went to the beach. Saucy, her roommate, Saucy's friend and me. Saucy's friends the Electrician and Weasel stopped by, the Electrician is devastatingly handsome, very Kennedyesque. Along came Super Booty Boy. Not just because he has one, but he's in the band! They're an ultra-fun 70's cover band. He's a really nice guy too, Saucy dated him a while back, but now they're friends. So he invites us to the show that night, puts us on the list, and now the girls have plans to go out dancing! I popped downtown to pick up a Super Booty worthy mini dress and borrowed Saucy's knee high black boots, I felt saucy myself. Saucy wore this outstanding clingy white satin jumpsuit with an exposed mid-driff, she was hot stuff! We had a blast getting ready, listening to dance music and drinking beer. The apartment looked like a war zone as we bolted out the door. Four fabulous girls headed out together, but we didn't wind up going home together, some of us didn't go home at all!

We went to the club and bought ourselves a beer and began chatting away with everyone around us. A guy at the bar bought me my second beer so I made small talk with him and his friend. They get up to the city a lot, but the type of clubs thy named told me they were cheeseballs. Mid conversation I looked over and recognized the Electrician from the beach earlier. Left the two guys at the bar like an ungrateful wench, and took the Electrician by the arm. "Well hello blue eyes" I greeted him. He was wearing a funky afro wig, and groovy shirt, I like a guy who gets into character. Saucy had already been chatting up some buff guy and a guy who said he was just waking up. I went upstairs to partake in a sweet clove cigarette (my first one in AGES) where I engaged in small talk with a cutie pie with Elvis sunglasses, and caught eyes with even cuter cutie pie with the hottest nostrils going. Everyone already knows about my nose fetish right? I'm walking downstairs to get back to dancing with my girls and I'm approached by a pretty Latin boy who's name I can't remember. He grabbed my hand as we pushed through the crowd towards the stage, but as I bumped into the Electrician, I let go of Latin man's hand. Am I bad or what? I'd chat with one boy while waiting for the bathroom, another while dancing, another while walking from the powder room to the dance floor, I was dizzy, I felt like a pinball. I could barely keep them straight. Saucy had several plates of her own spinning during the evening. In addition to the two from earlier she'd added a 6' 4" film maker, and Pizza Boy, a guy she's been dating for a couple of weeks showed up as well. THEN Super Booty boy decided to confess his sappy feeling to her, like I said before, the moon was in full effect.

As the band left the stage, I gave Heavenly Nostrils my number, and walked out with the Electrician. Once outside I said goodbye to Saucy who was leaving with the Pizza Boy, and the Electrician was on his cell phone getting a plan of action together for the after party. While he was on the phone and standing right next to me, the cutie with the Elvis glasses walked up and asked if I had the low down on the after gig. I said no, and he politely introduced himself to the Electrician. As soon as he walked away, the Latin guy walks up and begans asking me what my plans are for the rest of the night. He catches the Electrician's eye and sheepishly walks away. It was decided that we were just going to go back to his place since my feet were killing me (remember I'm wearing Saucy's boots and she wears about and 8 1/2 and I wear a 10), and he couldn't track down a location for the beach party. I would have been freezing anyway right? As we're walking to his truck I pass Nostrils and he grabs my free hand, looks at the Electician, and gives me one of those "I see how it is" looks. I pause long enough to tell him he should still call me and the Electrician is standing behind me mocking me, " call me, call me". So much for my furtive attempt. We walk away and the Electrician scoops me up and playfully threatens "You're asking for it". On the way to his place Heavenly Nostrils actually calls and asks what I was doing the rest of the night. I fibbed and said nothing and he said he would call me later. So we went to Electrician's apartment, he gave me the tour and the tour concluded in his bedroom. He wasn't amazing but he took direction very well. He's got a gorgeous body and the sparkliest blue eyes. The next morning we made small talk and he took me back to Saucy's. We agreed to call each other sometime although I feel like he's too young to pursue. I may call him the next time I'm in SC, he may call me when he's in the city, but I'm not terribly smitten.

Sunday I went to brunch and the beach with Saucy and she invited the film maker from the night before. He's really tall, incredibly built, super handsome, and intriguingly odd. He actually has a tattoo of Shemp of the three stooges on one arm, and a rubber duckie on the other. Saucy seemed to think he may have been more interested in me than her, but I didn't get that impression. She said if that became the case she'd encourage me to go for it so she could get the full report. Anything for the sake of research I say. While at the beach Heavenly Nostrils called and invited me to a party in Capitola. I accepted and said I would call him later to get directions. When I called I got his voice mail, so I layed down until he called back. A two hour cat nap later (I don't know why I was tired, I hadn't been up all night or anything) and I woke to him calling to say that his phone had turned off in his pocket but he wanted to see me before I left. I told him I was leaving in about 30 minutes, but he should give me a call the next time he's in the city. He may or may not, but this one is definitely too young to pursue. When I got back to work on Monday, I emailed a friend and asked him to pass along my number to his friend who I met while out dancing last week, as if I need anymore male preoccupation. He said his friend talked about me all night long. When you're hot, you're hot.

When I started this crazy blog a year ago, my first entry was a recap of ladees nite, and a line up of male prospects. Good to see the important things haven't changed!

My favorite thing today: Relishing my footloose and fancy free days