I look like WHAT?!

This is amusing. Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.

My favorite was "Reese looks like a cross between a cartoon duckling and a revolutionary Bolshevik". But here were a few other ticklers:

"Reese looks like she has bad breath".

"Reese looks like a pimp".

"Reese looks like a normal person, not a silly Barbie".

"Reese looks like she wants to devour Jack".

"Reese looks like your average 7th grader".