Model Employee

Anyone else might be jolted if they were greeted with the following task note in their INBOX from a co-worker. I however, punctually scribed a reply and returned the completed task sheet to the requestor.

To: qr
From:XX
Needed by: EMERGENCY
Remarks: What would a woman do with her soiled tampons if she was at someone's house for a dinner party. Beaded gowns and menstruation don't mix well. Thanks!