Be Still My Beating Heart

It was a dark and gloomy morning in Fog City. Typically I'd start a day like this with a mug of soothing tea, but today a cup of hot chocolate sounded warm and fuzzy. Little did I know it would make me warm and buzzy. Right this moment my co-workers are hunting high and low for a spatula to pry my jittery body from the ceiling. Shortly after my small indulgence this morning my body began to tremble like a chihuahua with a nervous tick. I raced to the kitchen to scan the container of liquid lightning for any ingredients that may be cocaine based and quickly noticed the little coffee beans nestled in the background on the label. Seems this is Hot Cocolate Mocha. I was under the impression that mocha was chocolate. Apparently Ghirardelli believes it to be the key ingredient for heart failure. Have no fear my followers, I'm drinking oceans of water getting a lot of work done.