July 16, 2002

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funny material for her blog! Today I browsed the on-line dating service Lavalife. Ready to have some fun? Open another internet window, log on, click intimate encounters, and search by nicknames. Let me know if I'm responsible for a Love connection!

In the 'aggressive realm' we have troy31. Okay, this guy says he's looking for fun. Yeah! If fun means kicking someone's ass! tattoedwhiteboy is very proud of his body art and ruahorny1 gets right to the point.

We have the 'I'm too sexy' crew with rustafarian an imitation Calvin Klein Ad, and fun tall lover the 1980's calendar boy. The sub-category here being the 'I'm looking to be dicovered' talent. sexystudent2 looks like an advert for a dandruff shampoo and tstl2002 is a future soap star. An even subber category here is the 'deep and artsy' pictorial. buxguy is your local alley poet, while thornfield is more of a tortured visual artist.

There are the 'the only good picture of me is with another girl' club. brian1310 has done a neat job cropping in photoshop. I'm curious to know where his hands were in dabull's picture. exhippy is a member of this club as well as a Kevin Bacon look-a-like, jeffrey19 has found out the arm is a pesky body part to get rid of, jaesun is the vice president for signing his ad with the keyboard character equivalent of boobies, and the president of this club is sockmonky who went to great lengths to omit the scene all together in which this picture was taken.

Miscellaneous ads of note include alwayson. No wonder this guy is single, he doesn't even have the female anatomy right. bowen t is our very own modern day Pan, while inkedfireman uses a tag line that I swear I've seen on a t-shirt. There were too many pictures of men with dogs and men on motorcycles to even begin to pick apart, with the exception of acnalla. High top sneakers with no socks, what girl could resist? magickman9 evidentially intends on casting a spell on you from his mother's living room sofa, just look at the way his hands are innocently folded in his lap, yikes!

And finally, a cluster I could have never imagined having to mention, pictures of men with fish. That's right, pandabear30, happymeter, and teddyluv1's think you're a nice piece of 'bass' and they won't know weather to mount you or eat you!

Be selective ladies and always carry repellant.


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