Running Out Of Steam
I've been laying low lately so I'm afraid there's not a whole lot to report today. Day 2 of The Fast so my energy level is rock bottom and I am abnormally mellow. Apparently after the 3rd day food is out of your mind. I'll belive it when I see it. I think the planetary alignment is back to normal so there is zero drama in my life again, at last. I started one of my new jobs yesterday, it seems nice and chill, it's 3 days a week there and 2 days at another that I start next week so it's variety. Someone please send food to my house. No don't. I can be strong. Okay, yeah, I want pad thai, cashew prawns, a pizza with extra cheese.... NO don't. This will all be worth it. For the love of GOD what are you waiting for? Make the call! So earlier today I had to call Hewlett Packard because our scanner quit working, and the rep. had to put me on hold. Well the person he called to get the info I needed accidentally put all 3 of us on conference so I could hear their conversation. He didn't say anything that I thought was incriminating, he told the other rep. that I was being patient and he thought I sounded cute. When he clicked back over and realized what he'd done, he said everyone was looking at him because he was beet red. Then he couldn't get the muzak to stop while we were trying to figure shipping info, and I told him it sounded like we were in an elevator together. Just then a saucy little sax number came on and we both just cracked up. "Hey baby", I cooed. "You're listening to smoooooth jazz". He chuckled and said it felt like a Pulp Fiction moment. Too silly.
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My favorite thing today: Having a friend who's enduring the fast as well. Wait a minute. This was her idea and I'm suffering, what gives?