I Disavow
I recently discovered that an ex was upset over something written about him on my blog. I'm ashamed to say that at first I was more excited that I had another reader besides my devoted Aunt in Va rather than being concerned that I hurt someone's feelings. But eventually I did feel bad. I'm the queen but not the ice queen. I didn't feel bad enough to start editing my content, I use pseudonyms for crying out loud, but I will take the time to add this here little waiver:

I, the author of this blog, do hereby relieve myself of any physical, spiritual, or karmic liability for any tid-bids that I post regarding any ex-boyfriends/lovers/first dates etc. To the best of my knowledge I had only one confirmed reader, my loyal Aunt who resides on the complete opposite side of this our great U.S. of A, who has no personal connection to any mentioned parties, therefore protecting your identity. If an ex or a friend of an ex happens along my URL and figures out which nickname for which the ex is the basis, the ex at this point should deny it. Deny it until the day you die, and forever regret your involvement with me. Feel free to ignore me or glare at me the next time we cross paths.
The friend of the ex should keep this new found teasing material solely to himself and everyone the ex knows, and subtly drop snide remarks when appropriate, and give me a knowing look and a smirk the next time we cross paths.
For a select few formerly romantically involved individuals mentioned with fondness, send your majesty a gift promptly to show gratitude for the ego biscuit for which you have been tossed. Bow before me the next time we cross paths.
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