November 08, 2001

Move Over Good Vibrations...
Ladees Nite 11/7/01 was EPIC! Our hostess suggested we all bring in clothes that would other wise be donted to good will, to give our fellow females first dibs at some new threads. Not only did most ladees score, but our hotess with the mostess also treated us to home made broccoli casserole and mashed potatoes. Throw in home made bread and home made chocolate pudding provided by little Sarah, and this was the kind of gathering dreams were made of. But it gets better. In addition to a woman's 2 favorite elements of food and clothing, we were introduced to our new source of decadence-The Orgasmatron. Sounds kinky when you think that this was an all girl party, but allow me to clarify. The Orgasmatron is an understated modern marvel of jubilation. Resemlbing that of a kitchen whisk, an artistic Spider or a piece of science equipment as we all mistook this hero for, the Orgasmatron is simply a copper wire scalp massager. Yes Gentleman, for the first time it actaully happened; a group of 10 hot women, half dressed, happily fed, rubbing each others heads to the point of uncontrolled giggling.